I've Been Tagged

I have been tagged by Sharon for a meme. So here is mine. :) I had to pick 5 of the following jobs and write what I would do for each.

If I could be a scientist… If I could be a farmer…
If I could be a musician… If I could be a doctor…
If I could be a painter… If I could be a gardener…
If I could be a missionary… If I could be a chef…
If I could be an architect… If I could be a linguist…
If I could be a psychologist… If I could be a librarian…
If I could be an athlete… If I could be a lawyer…
If I could be an innkeeper… If I could be a professor…
If I could be a writer… If I could be a backup dancer…
If I could be a llama-rider… If I could be a bonnie pirate…
If I could be a midget stripper… If I could be a proctologist…
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host… If I could be an actor…
If I could be a judge… If I could be a Jedi…If I could be a mob boss…
If I could be a backup singer…If I could be a CEO…
If I could be a movie reviewer… If I could be a monkey’s uncle…

If I could be a musician I would learn a whole bunch of Irish songs on my violin and dazzle my friends at campouts.

If I could be a linguist I would translate ancient dialects and be just like Daniel Jackson on Stargate.

If I could be a librarian I would make sure that there was a phenomenal selection of Science Fiction and craft books at my library.

If I could be a writer I would write the definitive Sci-Fi/fantasy series to beat all that came before.

If I could be an Innkeeper I would make sure to serve Guinness on tap and have the nicest beds in the world.

I am also supposed to tag 3 people but I don't know 3 people who read my blog with blogs of their own. So It dies here with me. Sorry guys.